K-Fed Syndrome

I read an article about K-Fed.  It said that he had gained a lot of weight and that he hadn't realized it.  He saw some pictures of himself and thought they were photoshoped.  Then when he found out they weren't he was blown away.

Lately, I worry that I'm like K-Fed--not with respect to being married to Britney Spears but with respect to gaining weight and not realizing it.  Now that I'm 29 I find that, if I contort my body in various ways, there are rolls of fat that I didn't used to have. Its so weird.  If I bend forward, this single 'plop' (I don't know what other word to use) of fat/skin shoots out from between my belly and my man boobs.  And it only happens on one side of my body.

I think that some time this summer I'm going to step on a scale and see what my weight is.  Then I'll try to remember my pre-plop weight.  Then I will contrast the two numbers.  If the second number is a lot bigger than the first number, I will conclude that I have K-Fed syndrome.  If not, then I won't worry about it.